Saturday, July 16, 2011

I Dig This & Miss That

A long-overdue list of randomness that tickles me pink...

*Help in the kitchen.

The Boy is finally old enough to
provide actual help. The kind that isn't help in theory, but in reality. Of course, now he's not nearly as eager like in days passed. Funny how that works.

*Vegan chocolate chip cookies from Whole Foods.

I told The Mr. that he had to stop being sweet and bringing them home. They are the size of a saucer and I have no control around them. Lord only knows how many calories are in one of those things.

*These popsicles.

We have (at least) one every day.

They are so yumz that I use them as leverage for good behavior.

*Little painted toes.

With pink sparkles, no doubt.

*Crossing books off my reading list.

I *loved* the The Hunger Games, times ten. It was completed in less than twenty-four hours. I have delayed reading the other two books in the series because I want them to last longer.

*New Blog Land friends.

Kim, Erin, and Janelle.

These ladies are funny, sarcastic, blunt, thought-provoking, and admit things that you aren't supposed to admit, especially in Blog Land.

You won't find cutesy. You won't find crafty.

You will find
real life.

And you won't feel like a total loser-crappy mother just because you don't have children that never argue and only hug. And that you might, on occasion, raise your voice at them or use cuss words in front of them.

Or that you don't sew or knit all their clothes with fabric and yarn that you wove yourself. Or that you don't grow your own organic food all year long but instead, dare to step foot in a grocery store.

Or that your house isn't completely furnished with incredible thrift store finds. Or that it's a total pipe dream that everyone picks up after themselves without being asked. Or that you aren't married to someone that *can* read your mind so you get pissed off at him on a fairly regular basis.

Or that you
are simply human.

I can't wait until we can share some drinks in person instead of getting sloshed together on Facebook and Twitter. Seriously. We are a motley cyber crew.

*Tufts.

That's what we call them.

This is Les. He thinks he's Mufasa.

*Working out.

I've never been a big yoga fan, but it's starting to win me over. The Mr. is being really supportive, but I think it has more to do with the downward facing dog position than actual health benefits.

I'll admit to not being quite as disciplined the past couple of weeks. My workout partner, shown above, has really been on my case.

She has been watching way too much Jillian.

*Set lists.

Especially when they include one of my favorite songs.

*Strapless tops.

It's hot. I have a tan. I don't have to wear a bra.

*Jeans that fit.

They aren't too tight. They aren't too baggy. They don't show my ass crack when I bend over.

*Face wash.

It removes all my make-up. It doesn't dry out my skin or make my face oily. And it smells awesome.

I've used it as body wash more than once.

*Rudi's bread.

This is the next best thing to homemade, and I don't get flour all over the counters.

Sold, sold, sold, and sold.

*Mike Vallely.

He's a skater from my generation.

He has aged very well.

*Heidi Swanson.

She is the wonder behind 101 Cookbooks, which has solved my "what to make for dinner" dilemma more than once. Both of her cookbooks are excellent. I've yet to make something that isn't worthy of being made again.

But most of all...I love her photography. It's perfect. Every little thing from her use of light to the subject matter is beyond reproach.

"I take photos of my day-to-day - places I visit, people I meet, little moments I want to remember...I've also found that photography is a good indicator for me - when my life is nicely in balance I shoot more photos. If I find my favorite cameras collecting dust, it's usually a sign that I'm over-extended in one way or another and I try to adjust. My hope is that photography continues to be something that inspires me throughout my life - not just the process of observing and taking pictures myself, but also appreciating the work of others."

Brilliant.

*Beer.

I've really been enjoying Shiner's Ruby Redbird. It really is a perfect summer beer.

*The Girl's vocabulary.

She still has some words that she mispronounces. I find it difficult to correct her because it's so sweet...and fleeting.

Some of my favorites: swim-soup (swimsuit), toe-food (tofu), hoga (yoga), and pasquito (mosquito).

*Visiting Austin this summer.

It's where my heart is.

*Eddie.

O.M.G.

He's at the top of *The List*, it's true...but even if he weren't, I would still love his Ukulele Songs. But since he is at the top of *The List*, it has been on repeat for the past seven weeks for hours (and hours) at a time.

Obsessed? Maybe.

Also on the summer soundtrack for 2011:
Beulah (365 day a year favorite)
The Belle Brigade
Reigning Sound
Tody Castillo
Fleet Foxes
The Mountain Goats
The Minus 5
The Decemberists
The National (another 365 day a year favorite)
Blind Pilot

Some things I'm missing...

*Skateboarding.

Since the temps are often in the triple digits, I have left my skillz by the wayside.

I'll roll again this fall.

*Smack talk.

I love it when someone can dish it *and* take it, but is still respectful and can give credit where credit is due.

I have some friends who are excellent shit-talkers. I salute them and their talents.

I also miss having something to smack talk about. Football season ended ages ago. Basketball season met a similar fate. Both of my beloved sports are more than likely going to be delayed or nonexistent due to lockouts.

I miss waking up and reading the sports page(s) on my phone while snuggled in bed. It made mornings much more tolerable.

*sigh*

*Teddy.

The Girl is getting older and she's aware of that fact. She knows big girls don't walk around a store or sit in a restaurant with a well-worn, stuffed friend.

So, Teddy has been spending more and more time in the car. And sometimes, is even left at home.

It's not that she doesn't love him or need him. She does. But still. It's proof that she is growing up.

I should be happy! I remember wondering how long she was going to drag that nasty looking bear around. Wondering how much longer I had to be nervous that she would lose him. Wondering if she was going to need therapy for an attachment disorder.

Now, I wonder if I'm more attached to Teddy than she is.

I think I'm the one in need of therapy.

Lots of simple randomness.

I feel as if I should buy you a beer...I would dig that.

If you are curious about some of the other things that make me smile, just type "I Dig This" in the little Google search box over to the side.

Boom goes the dynamite.

14 Responses:

Tammie said...

aww. Teddy. im not ready to see him go either. he's like a regular cast member of your blog.

i clicked over on some of your new blog pals and they seem very cool indeed. i may have to give them more time.

speaking of cursing in front of children: the other day i asked the girl to clean up her room. she asked if she had to do the whole thing and i said "Lucy, take a good look in there. what does your room look like?"

her response: "Um...A shit hole?"

hmmmmm....i guess i should watch my language.

Kim {Yep, they are all mine} said...

I
LOVE
YOU
.
And I can't wait for the day when you get your hot ass up here to California to see us.

Isabella used to say skum-screen and now it's sun-scream. So awesome.

{Amy} said...

love, love, love the randomness of you, dani. but seriously? hands off my man.

Daphne said...

Terrific list! My brother (my big, manly, 6-ft-4 firefighter brother) carried his "Blankie" for years, and then Blankie retired to his bed, where he continued to be slept on as a pillow through COLLEGE. I think Blankie is now the size of a handkerchief and probably tucked in a drawer somewhere.

mandy said...

Loving the list dani.

Excited to check out your new blog friends when sitting in a chair isn't so uncomfortable.

I need to have this freakin' baby and drink a freakin' beer.

renegademothering said...

Doh! Thank you.

If a child in this house mispronounces a word it is a law - in fact the only one enforced without exception - that we all from that point forward mispronounce that word as well in exactly the same way as said child...to stall the self-correcting process.

my son doesn't have many left but my god do i love them.

did you know i lived in Round Rock Texas outside Austin for about 27 minutes? long story.

big big laugh about the whole "downward dog" comment. that one made me warm and cuddly inside.

hot skater. aging well indeed.

Brooke said...

Really. You just crack me up! I love that quote about photography. Perfect words.

And I am now off to go check out those other blogs. It is nice to surround yourself with bloggers that don't make you feel too inadequate as a Momma. Or less inadequate... or just normal.
Hugs.

(Boom goes the dynamite sounds way cooler as a sign off, btw. I don't think i can swing it... but I like it!)

Nicolle said...

love it.

I may do a post like yours soon.

I'm all posted out. I'm worn out. I'm bummed out. I'm running away. (maybe).

I have wanted to read The Hunger Games.

I LOVE where you wrote about not being the crafter, knitter, vintage decorator, etc.....Because sometimes I feel like I don't measure up to all the perfectness in blog land. That made me smile. You may have brought the only smile to my face all weekend.

erin said...

I love your list and definitely need to check out your friends! Cami & Noah's little mispronunciations make me smile too... I need to start listing them again.
Nothing like a cold beer on a hot summer day!

erin said...

Oh, and I totally am eye to eye on you with those mossimo jeans. I randomly bought a $5 pair when they were on super sale, and went back and bought 3 more because they fit so well when I got home. I love swinging through the ladies section when running errands... sometimes you can find the sweetest deals.

Johanna said...

oh my goodness.... tufts! those are so freakin' cute.
Oh and don't I wish for a nice cold beer. I wish I could have one, but Becks is where it's at for this preggo lady.

Dani said...

@Tammie: Shit hole...that is awesome in that funny-but-you-aren't-supposed-to-laugh kind of way.

TEDDY FOREVER!!!!!!

@Kim: Mwah!!!

@Amy: Eddie is mine, woman.

@Daphne: Thank you. I love that. It gives me hope.

@Mandy: Beer is a must once baby boy arrives. For sure.

@Janelle: I love your house rule. I still mourn the end of The Boy calling yellow "lellow" and snowman "mano".

I thought you might like that skater.

@Brooke: You are cool, girlfriend. Boom goes the dynamite!

@Nicolle: Don't let the Blog Land "Club of Perfection" get you down. You do just fine. And read The Hunger Games. You won't regret it.

@Erin: My favorite pair of jeans ever is a Mossimo pair that I got on sale for ten bucks. They have been worn so much, they have developed a hole in the knee. I've been on the hunt for a replacement.

@Johanna: That is one of the suckiest aspects of pregnancy.

Lia said...

That Rudi's bread is. the. shit. Where is it? Whole Foods? We fell in love with it in Boulder. The mulitgrain oat = the best freaking toast ever.

I've been wanting to try that Ruby Redbird. Ridiculously cute name.

I wish you were visiting Austin. Right now.

And now I'm going to call your ass rather than talk at you via your blog. Plus it sounds as if I may have some competition sneaking into my territory. Hmph.

kristin said...

okay. most of these could have been mine.

but...

being a new ukulele player myself...i am thrilled to see that eddie vedder album. oh. my.