It Ain't What It Used To Be

The Boy: What is this?

Me: A burger.

The Boy: *pause* A burger of what?

Me: A burger of black beans and quinoa. It's good...try it.

*desperation move*

The Native Americans ate quinoa all the time. It's an Indian burger!

The Boy: I don't care about that, mom! I'm not an Indian!

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No. Burger night ain't what it used to be...

But I'm thisclose to finding a very good replacement.

And no one will have to pretend they're an Indian.