A Morning Goodbye

This is the morning goodbye that recently took place at my house:

The Mr. gives The Boy a hug. The Boy doesn't do kisses anymore.

The Mr. gives The Girl a hug and kiss.

The Mr. gives Teddy a hug and kiss.

The Mr. gives me a hug and kiss.

The Girl: Ewww. That's dis-cus-sing.

Me: No it's not.

The Girl: Why do you kiss him?

Me: Because he's hot.

The Girl: (With a puzzled look) No he's not. He's warm.

I beg to differ, but saw no need to argue the point with a four year old.

And there you go.