Sunday, July 11, 2010

Ten On Ten: July

July 10th.

Ten pictures taken over ten hours.

Buttering.

Stowing.

Shining.

Scrubbing.

Sitting.

Vacuuming.

Stacking.

Cutting.

Showering.

Eating.

Drinking...

Which was followed by talking, listening, and laughing.

A lot of it.

A handful of images captured throughout the day...

The morning and afternoon were spent spiffing-up the house. Then we had some good friends over for dinner.

Friends that you can stand in the kitchen noshing on chips and salsa while a steady stream of conversation flows.

It's nice.

We can discuss the musical progression of The Mountain Goats while pausing to scold a child. Numbers for tattoo artists are exchanged along with private contractors. The merits of a sealed concrete floor are considered along with a shared disdain for granite counter tops.

It's a perfect blend of old school with the here-and-now.

Adulthood makes this common blend harder and harder to find. So we are considering starting a commune of like-minded souls.

If you count the pictures carefully, you'll notice there are eleven instead of ten.

My ten hours were up before the fun began.

It can't be Ten On Ten without the fun.

So this month, it's eleven on ten.

Friday, July 9, 2010

Apricot Bars

1 stick unsalted butter
1/4 cup brown sugar
1 egg
1/2 teaspoon almond extract
1 cup dried apricots, chopped
1/4 cup apricot jam
1/2 cup finely chopped almonds (optional)
pinch of salt
3/4 cup all purpose flour

Heat oven to 350*. Grease an 8x8 pan.

Melt the butter. Transfer to a large bowl and beat in the sugar until smooth. Then add the egg and almond extract, jam, apricots, and chopped almonds (if using).

Add the salt and gradually add the flour. Pour into the prepared pan and bake until just barely set in the middle, about 20-25 minutes. Cool on a rack before cutting.

I found this recipe via the Mark Bittman iPhone app I linked to here. It is an all-purpose bar recipe. You could add just about any sort of mix-in.

These accompanied us to the bro-in-law's for the 4th.

None of them returned home.

They must be good.

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

I Got Nuthin'

I'm in the mood to write.

But I got nuthin'.

I don't have any gourmet magic.

I haven't embarked on any significant crafty endeavors.

The Offspring are the only ones being creative these days.

Anyway, their work blows doors on mine.

This has been such a strange summer...

Motivation is not part of my vocabulary.

I have been so very...lazy.

The clean laundry sits in the basket and reaches perilous heights.

Dishes are left in the sink.

Grocery shopping is put off until "tomorrow".

I have declared it to be Commando Night because we are out of clean underwear.

My plants silently shriek for water.

Trust me...the list goes on.

This is not my usual modus operandi.

I read this at Tree Fall a couple days ago: "It's all go around here at the moment...Which is exactly when I find the ideas flow the fastest. The more you have to do, the more you want to do."

That must be my problem: There is less I have to do, so there is less I want to do.

I don't want to cut out patterns. Or measure fabric. Or organize the pantry. Or start making Christmas gifts. Or clean every nook and cranny in the fridge. Or whipstitch a million granny squares.

Or...anything really.

I just want to be.

The funny thing is...I'm OK with it. I'm not fighting this strange feeling of not giving a rat's ass.

For the first time in a loooong time, I'm relaxed.

And that's somethin'.

Monday, July 5, 2010

The 4th

America knows how to throw a birthday party...

The rain that we had been experiencing all week departed.

The clouds lifted. They took (most) of the humidity with them.

There was even a gentle breeze to cool our sun-drenched skin. Four hours of White Trash Pool-fun will leave its mark.

We went to my bro-in-law's place for some quality time.

He's a master with the grill.

Truly. He's genius.

The kids love to visit their aunt and uncle and cousins.

*They* have a swing-set.

And *they* have a cool house.

And *they* are always nice.

And *they* have lots of Barbies and tennis shoes with sparkles all over them and a pink bedroom.

You see, we are ogres that live in a cave, so it's a real treat to visit civilized folk.

I love to visit because all I have to do is sit while the bro-in-law casts his BBQ spell upon various meats.

*They* have patio furniture that's not made of vinyl and folds-up.

We ogres need to get some for the cave.

If you come-over, Conga Bird will even chat with you.

Ribs, chicken, and brisket.

The bro-in-law is a master, I tell ya.

He even makes his own BBQ sauce.

It will make your body tingle. In a good way.

We squeezed some vegetable matter in there so all bases were covered.

I proceeded to eat my weight in meat.

A strong BBQ buzz soon followed.

The only cure for a meat coma: A cold beer.

Check this out: The bro-in-law even cleans-up.

Shoos us from the kitchen, God love him.

The Offspring played outside...

...and inside...

...with toys that are "much more better" than the ones we have at home.

Or so I'm told.

We headed outside.

Chillaxin'.

I love this picture.

We R Fireworks.

Mwah!

The Mr. is playing it so cool. "Oh yeah. Chicks dig me."

*So* rock-and-roll.

The perfect July 4th dessert.

The Boy is a watermelon fiend.

Watch your fingers when grabbing a piece.

As the sun set, it was time for pyrotechnics.

The Offspring have been so conditioned to never ever play with matches or fire that it took quite a bit of coaxing to get them to have a go.

The Girl decided that the Barbies inside were more to her liking and politely excused herself.

The Boy finally gave it a try, with encouragement from his favorite uncle.

Happy birthday, America!

I'm honored to be on your guest list.

When the sparks faded and the smoke had cleared the air, it was time to head home.

We rounded up The Offspring.

This was not an easy task.

Goodbyes were said, hugs given.

Extra thanks for a great celebration.

The Offspring concur.

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Since I know he reads, I'll give an extra shout-out to my rad bro-in-law.

I'm so happy that your family is my family.

You guys always treat us right.

Peace out, brutha.

Sunday, July 4, 2010

Old Sign Sunday: Red, White, and Blue

Happy 4th of July, Blog Land!

Celebrate!!!

Thursday, July 1, 2010

I Dig This...

It has been a full three months since I posted about all the random odds and ends that bring a ray of sunshine to my day.

Needless to say, my list has grown to great lengths. Feel free to get a drink. A little snack. Make yourself comfortable.

Current goodness includes:

*Tomato salad.

It is such a simple mix of tomatoes, kalamata olives, fresh basil, and either feta or goat cheese. Drizzle it with a bit of balsamic and you have a meal of deliciousness.

*Vinaigrettes.

Since we are on the topic of salad-type foods, I'll add these to the list.

Quick and simple. Minimal ingredients.

The possibilities are endless.

*A summer tan.

Probably the thing I dig most right now.

*Light colored nail polish.

It looks great against tanned, summer skin.

But the best part? It doesn't show chips. This is important when wearing flip-flops everyday.

*Pomplamoose.

One of those bands that has gained a following through the magic of You Tube.

Check-out this Michael Jackson classic.

They have covers of Beyoncé, Lady Gaga, and many more. I love how campy and raw their videos are.

And I want her hair. So cool.

*Selective Tweets.

I mentioned here that I preferred Facebook to Twitter.

This gives me the best of both worlds. It tweets and updates your status at the same time.

Perfect.

*Toy Story 3.

The movie is really good, as I'm sure you've heard. It was worth the high ticket price.

But what I'm really loving is how The Offspring are playing together. They have pooled their money and bought a few of the Toy Story action figures. They combine these with their other toys and will play a la "Andy" for hours.

Play together...without fussing.

Thank you, Disney.

Proof of the Toy Story magic can be seen here...

*The Boy.

This year he spent his own money to get The Girl a birthday gift. There was no prompting involved. It was all his idea.

He knew how much she loved Cowgirl Jessie in the movie and bought her a Jessie doll.

It took over half the money he had been saving, but he did it with a smile.

Love that boy.

*The National.

They are one of my all-time favorite bands. Ever.

Their newest album was released in May. It has been in heavy rotation.

But this is still my favorite...





*These tank tops from Target.

I think they are perfect. They aren't too tight. The straps aren't too skinny. They are the perfect length.

I have six of them. Each a different color.

However, I don't have a link. Target is not cooperating on this one. They are a Mossimo brand tank and cost less than $10. Look for the little buttons at the neckline.

Tank top perfection, I say.

*Man vs. Food.

I don't watch a lot of television. But this show has put a strange spell on me.

I'm both disgusted and enamored.

Most of the foods featured are ones I would never eat, much less eat in mass quantities.

Yet, there is a part of me that gets hungry and starts having the oddest cravings: ginormous hamburgers, hotter than Hell wings, bigger than my head pancakes, six large milkshakes in one sitting.

Mmmmm! Sounds good! Sign me up!

Not really.

*This set on flickr.

Really. How freakin' cool is that?

*Grilled asparagus.

We are keeping the avocado and asparagus farmers in business this season.

*Chard.

We are helping the chard farmers as well.

It's my new favorite green. It has a texture that's more substantial, kind of like kale. But the flavor is milder, more like spinach.

It can be mixed in with just about any pasta dish or sauteéd with some garlic and onion and served alongside...anything.

When I dig up the backyard and start my Houston farm, this is on the "must plant" list.

*This Mark Bittman app on the iPhone.

The cooking apps available leave a lot to be desired, in my opinion. I have the Whole Foods app and the Martha Stewart app, but beyond that...meh.

I hesitated because it costs a whopping $4.99 to download, and I am a total cheapskate when it comes to iPhone apps. But I took the plunge and am so glad I did.

If you are a fan of Mark Bittman's cookbooks, then download without fear.

*Hats.

The Mr. says I have a "hat head". He swears that I can wear any hat and make it look good.

I don't know about that, but I do like hats. I just never wear them. I don't know why.

These hats are hot.

And reasonably priced. That way if one were to just sit in my closet I wouldn't feel too guilty.

*Green salsa.

Usually I'm not a big fan of green salsa. The tomatillos are too over-powering.

Well, we found a green salsa that's locally made. What makes it so darn good? Avocado and cucumber are mixed with the tomatillos.

Holy Moses. Nom. Nom. Nom.

It is especially good on top of something we call Taco Mash.

I'm not going to post a picture. It isn't photogenic. At all.

But it's so very wonderfully good.

Taco Mash: taco meat mixed with black beans, topped with pico de gallo, sour cream, and green salsa or guacamole and a smidgen of Habanero cheese.

I'll repeat myself: Holy Moses. Nom. Nom. Nom.

*Blind Pilot.

I'm a little nuts for this band right now. I listened to their album for five hours straight the other day. I tried to put on something else...but couldn't.

I find it to be one of those rare finds that I can listen to in its entirety.

I'd go on about how smitten I am...but I'm trying to play it cool.

I won't mention how I'm a Facebook fan, following them on Twitter, stalked them on Daytrotter, and googled them to hell. Nope. Not mentioning any of that.

If you go to the above link you can listen to a few of their tunes. One Red Thread blows me away.

*Driving a stick.

We have had an automatic for a few years. It has been lame.

The Mr. got fed up with being lame. I'm so glad.

I was afraid I wouldn't remember how to drive a manual. I shouldn't have.

Lordy, it's fun.

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And there you have it.

A laundry list of delights to keep me smiling until the next installment.

What simple pleasures are bringing a smile to your face?