Life Lesson

When playing Army at recess, make sure that you are far away from metal poles.

Otherwise, when you are battling the enemy, you'll run into one of them and bust your head open.

And then you'll need stitches.

The upside: double lollipops at the doctor's office and no homework.

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I'm proud of you, man.

You are a trooper.

And thank you for not knocking out teeth or gouging out an eye.

Stitches I can deal with.

xxoo