Disco Shoes

The Girl has *the worst* taste in footwear.

She tends to favor shades of bright pink or purple. Glitter and sparkles are always appreciated. Jewels. Lucite. Large buckles and bows.

The gaudier, the better.

These are her most recent choice.

They aren't that bad you say?

Ha!

Look. They light up.

Hmmm...I don't think you're getting the full effect.

They light up with multi-colored flashing lights.

Yep.

If anyone can make a pair of purple-glitter-croc-style-disco-light jellies work for her, it would be The Girl.

This is why I question her DNA.